Custom Laser-Engraved Biothane Collar - "Ich Hasse Menschen" Edition (38mm)
€37.49
Available, delivery time: 3-4 weeks
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Product information "Custom Laser-Engraved Biothane Collar - "Ich Hasse Menschen" Edition (38mm)"
🐾 Description: Custom Biothane® Collar "Ich Hasse Menschen" (38mm)—the ultimate, tongue-in-cheek statement piece for peaceful dog walks
Let’s be entirely honest: sometimes (or most of the time?), dogs are simply the better humans. If you and your four-legged companion agree that you prefer your absolute peace and quiet during your daily walking loops, then this custom collar is your perfect lifestyle statement piece. We bring the exact thought that every dog owner has experienced directly to the collar: the crystal-clear German text "Ich hasse Menschen" (I hate people) is flanked by an unmistakable middle-finger icon and—as the absolute highlight—a cool, stylized dog casually flashing its very own "middle paw."
This is far more than just a collar; it’s an attitude. Show the world with a deliberate wink who your undisputed number one truly is. Handcraft meets attitude: just like with our other premium collections, we focus on absolute, compromises-free quality. The humorous motif is permanently etched into the robust, heavy-duty material using high-precision lasers. No matter what muddy puddle your dog chooses to leap into—this statement will never fade, peel, or crack.
💡 Why 38mm width? So that the message actually gets across! To ensure that the text and the brilliant, intricate details (like the flipping middle paw) are perfectly readable from a distance, we craft this design exclusively as a wide 38mm collar. This format offers plenty of creative canvas space for the laser artwork and simply looks strikingly powerful on medium to large dog breeds. As a massive bonus, the exceptionally wide surface area distributes pressure evenly and maximizes wearing comfort on your dog's throat.
💡 What makes your new statement collar a true highlight:
Unmistakable announcement: The witty combination of the phrase, the middle-finger icon, and the "middle paw" dog is guaranteed to turn heads and bring a grin to the faces of like-minded introverted dog lovers.
Biothane® Power: Engineered perfectly for rigorous daily use. It looks and feels like premium leather but carries modern performance benefits: 100% vegan, entirely waterproof, mold-resistant, and completely odor-free. Your dog loves muddy fields? No problem at all—simply wipe it down with a damp cloth, and it looks brand new.
Vibrant laser reaction: Because we laser-engrave the material directly, each base color reacts slightly differently—making every piece exciting! The resulting engraving colors range from a beautiful rich medium brown (on lighter straps like pastel yellow) to a striking deep black (on darker tones like olive), giving every color combination its very own, robust charm.
Safety first: High-grade, load-tested metal hardware components guarantee that your dog remains safely secured on the leash, even in high-energy or wild outdoor moments.
💡 How it works: Choose your favorite color, measure your dog's exact neck circumference—and show the world exactly where you stand! The perfect collar for anyone whose absolute best friend has four paws.
🐾 Why choose genuine Biothane?
Lightweight yet robust: Remarkably light on your dog's neck, yet offers massive industrial strength.
Extremely durable: Built for heavy everyday use with minimal wear and tear over time.
Waterproof & odor-resistant: Fully water-repellent; does not soak up moisture or breed bacteria.
Colorfast & UV-resistant: Brilliant colors that stay vibrant and resist fading from the sun.
Weatherproof & sweatproof: Defies rain, heavy mud, frost, and heat with ease.
🐾 Hardware Details & Breaking Loads (Buckles, Screws, D-Rings): Roller Buckles (19 / 25 mm):
Black: Breaking load 110 kg / 160 kg, Zinc alloy, Nickel-safe (does not release nickel)*
Silver: Breaking load 110 kg / 160 kg, Zinc alloy, Nickel-plated
Rose Gold: Breaking load 110 kg / 160 kg, Zinc alloy, Nickel-safe*
Antique Brass: Breaking load 110 kg / 160 kg, Zinc alloy, Nickel-safe*
Rainbow: Breaking load 110 kg / 160 kg, Zinc alloy, Nickel-safe*
D-Rings (16 / 19 / 25 mm):
Black: Breaking load 150 kg / 180 kg / 220 kg, Heavy-duty steel, Nickel-safe*
Silver: Breaking load 80 kg / 90 kg, Chromium-plated zinc alloy, Nickel-safe*
Rose Gold: Breaking load 150 kg / 180 kg / 220 kg, Heavy-duty steel, Nickel-safe*
Antique Brass: Breaking load 150 kg / 180 kg / 220 kg, Heavy-duty steel, Nickel-safe*
Rainbow: Breaking load 150 kg / 180 kg / 220 kg, Heavy-duty steel, Nickel-safe*
*Note on Nickel Allergies: Even if the hardware does not directly touch the skin, highly sensitive humans or pets with severe nickel allergies may still experience minor contact reactions. However, these nickel-safe alloys pose a significantly lower risk of allergic reactions compared to standard commercial hardware that freely releases nickel.
💡 Care & Cleaning Instructions: Your custom Biothane collar is incredibly low-maintenance and easy to clean. Simply hold it under running water, wash off any mud or dirt, wipe it down, and it is instantly dry and ready for your next adventure.
💡 100% Handcrafted: Inside our local Paw Store Manufaktur, every single product is made entirely by hand, with pure love, and individually tailored 100% just for you. No item ever leaves our workshop without passing a rigorous, thorough quality control inspection. Proudly made in Germany.
🐾 Product Highlights:
Premium bespoke Biothane dog collar—designed as an ultra-wide 38mm comfort statement piece, perfect for medium and large breeds
High-contrast laser-engraved humor—features the bold, permanent German phrase "Ich hasse Menschen" combined with a witty "middle paw" dog graphic
Fade-proof engraving technology—deeply etched into the strap material, ensuring the design will never wash off, peel, or crack during wild play
Ergonomic wide pressure distribution—the 38mm width maximizes wearing comfort and offers excellent throat protection for active pullers
Heavy-duty industrial weatherproofing—100% waterproof, mud-resistant, odor-free, rot-proof, and UV-resistant for peak outdoor performance
100% Local artisan manufacturing—individually handcrafted and laser-finished under strict quality testing by the Paw Store workshop in Germany
🐾 Specifications & Material: Original certified Biothane® strapping (38mm width core), custom high-precision laser-etched humor graphics, premium load-tested hardware alloys (steel or zinc alloy depending on color selection), industrial-grade assembly rivets/screws
🐾 Important Measuring & Safety Advice: Please note that we cannot be held liable for measurement errors on your part. If you are unsure about how to accurately measure your dog’s neck circumference, please reach out to us before placing your order—we are happy to guide you!
Safety Note: The decorative color coating on Black, Rose Gold, and Rainbow hardware is achieved via lacquering/plating and may naturally show wear or chipping over time from mechanical friction. This is a cosmetic characteristic and does not compromise structural safety. Please ensure you select the appropriate breaking load for your dog's weight and pull strength before ordering. Our liability for material breakage is void if hardware with an insufficient breaking load is selected. If the collar is chewed on by a dog or damaged by sharp cuts, structural integrity can no longer be 100% guaranteed.
🐾 Manufacturer: Stabbert Beatrice, Stabbert Daniel GbR
Steingasse 9, 91611 Lehrberg, Germany
Email: info@paw-store.de
🐾 Scope of Delivery: 1x Custom-Made Biothane Dog Collar "Ich Hasse Menschen" Edition 38mm (custom laser engraving details, base color, length, hardware finish, and price vary depending on your individual customization requests; decorations are not included)
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